Diplomatic Hell Hole.
Book 3 in 18 parts, By FinalStand. Listen to the ► Podcast at Explicit Novels.

"Are we in the right place?" the stranger worried.
"I'm afraid so. Anais, you need to leave."
"Not until you tell me what is going on here," she sizzled.
"She's not here to have sex, if that's what you worried about," I retorted. "Wait, are you here to have sex with me?"
"I barely know you."
"That rarely stops me," I muttered.
"He's a master of bedroom antics," Pamela praised me. "He's pretty much at a loss at doing anything else."
"Thanks Grandma," I griped.
"Your welcome, Grandson."
"We, are here to meet someone," the stranger hedged.
"You came to the right place," Pamela preempted me. "He's definitely someone."
"Fine, redo. I'm Cáel Nyilas," (deep breathe), "NOHIO, HCIESI-NDI, U HAUL, Magyarorszag es Erdely Hercege plus a bunch of other honorifics that have yet to be confirmed. I am single-handedly bringing back medievalism to the center of Europe and the Near East. The woman to my left is Pamela Pale, and she really is my bodyguard. The woman to my right is Sgt. Anais Saint-Amour, RCMP, my ex-lover and the person that needs to leave right now."
"I'm not sure I should leave at this moment," Anais shifted possessively. I had to recall earlier this morning, the part where we'd broken up by mutual consent. Yep. That had really happened. I had thought I was whittling down my current list of paramours. Why do the Goddesses hate me so?
"Told you, she can't give up that cock," Pamela whispered.
"As you can see, I have limited control of my life," I told the strange woman. "I know you are here to meet somebody who isn't me. Now you know who I am. Who are you and your companions?"
"I'm Ms. Quincy."
"Sorry; I'm on a first name basis with everyone I meet," I interrupted.
"What's your rank, Honey?" Pamela added.
"What makes you think,?"
"She doesn't think. That's what makes her so dangerous." I explained.
"Hey now," Pamela faux-complained.
"Okay. She's a fledgling telepath, or medium," I shrugged.
"Captain, Zelda Quincy."
"In case you are mesmerized by her tits," Pamela tapped me, "she's packing some serious hardware."
"One of those personal defense gizmos?" I leaned Pamela's way.
"Close, but no cigar. She's my kind of girl, big 'bang-bang', back-up at the small of her back and knife in her boot."
"What!" Zelda gulped.
"She's his knife-fighting instructor," Anais answered drolly.
"Are you Special Forces?" Zelda regarded my mentor.
"Nah, I got kicked out for a consistent failure to observe even the loosest Rules Of Engagement. I'm a free-spirit."
"Oh, you're a sniper," Zelda nodded.
"I like this one," Pamela smiled.
"Ah, thank you." Then, over her shoulder, "I think we are in the right place." Zelda entered the room, followed by a Hispanic panther of a man (kind of like a tanned, slightly shorter Chaz without the cool accent) wearing a long coat, and a Subcontinent-cast woman who looked at everyone as if she expected us to sprout fangs, or start quoting the Koran any second now. She obviously was a brain seconded to this mission very much against her will.
The fourth person had that cagey 'when my lips move, I'm lying' look while seemingly unhappy with her current assignment. The heavy implication was that the lady was a career diplomat. Considering our current company and who we were talking to, she was State Department. She was in her late 30's or early 40's and giving off the sensation she had devoted so much to her career that she was starting to wonder if that was all that life had to offer.
The fifth member was a military man clearly uncomfortable about what he was doing here, thus not a spook. His off-the-rack suit wasn't terrible, so he expected to socialize somewhat while performing his duties. He also looked like a man who expected other people to speak half-truths and obfuscated lies as easily as they breathed. Numbers three, four and five were dressed for the weather and unarmed.
All of this meant they were good at what they did, though they probably didn't know the particulars of what was expected of them. They had their marching orders. Those orders were about to be made irrelevant in the company they would be keeping. The latter weren't the 'doing it by rote' kind of people they would normally be dealing with.
"I bet you she's a doctor," I murmured to Pamela, "she's with State and he's some sort of Foreign Service type."
"I bet the first guy is Air Force," she countered.
"Like one of those Para-rescue guys?"
"No. More like one of those Battlefield Air Operations guys, I'm guessing," she corrected me.
"That guy?" I nodded to the final guy. "Pentagon wonk?"
"More likely he's one of those embassy guys. I'm going to take an educated leap here, Office of Military Cooperation, Mongolia?"
"That is pretty clever of you. Kazakhstan. Major Justin Colbert."
"I bet some people in the White House, Pentagon and Langley are disappointed with you right now," I reasoned. His jaw grew tight.
"Don't worry, Major," Pamela grinned. "We consider that a good thing. We don't like the people in charge and have a low opinion of their opinion on just about everything, including their habit of blaming the blameless for their government's fuck ups."
"Who are these people?" the first man whispered to Quincy.
"She's a telepath." That was Zelda
"She's a psychic-medium." That was Anais.
"She can see through time." That was me. "Nice to meet you. Who are you?"
"Chris Diaz. Lieutenant Colonel, USAF."
"Dr. Saira Yamin," the second woman introduced herself. "Asia Pacific Center for Security Studies. Are you the man from Johnston Island?"
"Why yes, yes I am," I beamed.
"The APCSS is in Waikiki, Hawaii," Pamela educated me. "Your arrival probably cost her some prime surfing time."
"I was more interested in the fact that he survived a plane crash in a Category Four Cyclone," she admitted.
"Mother Nature hates me. No matter how hard I try, she refuses to kill me," I confessed. "My suffering is an endless source of amusement to that bitch."
"That, that wasn't the helpful answer I was looking for," she stammered.
"So, Lt. Colonel Chris Diaz, you must be with JSOC, I have a deep and abiding respect for you guys. If you need something, just ask," I greeted him. "Captain Zelda, you are not with JSOC."
"She's with the DCS ~ that is the Defense Clandestine Service," Pamela kept going. "Zelda, you love being in your uniform, you're proud, yet happy with the concept of dying in an unmarked grave for Constitution and Country. You are too old to have been in the first female class at Ranger School, so that means no 'in the field' JSOC for you. You've gotten around that stone wall by joining the US Defense Department's own little pack of killers."
"Also, you felt it was necessary to bring a Benelli M4-11707. That's a close-in action shotgun, but a bit over-kill considering the paper-thin walls in this building. That tells me you are used to being in the kinds of places where such a tool is a necessity. Or in other words, since you think you are meeting a band of terrorists, you brought along your favorite toy."
"Your personal weapon is a SIG Sauer P229R DAK in .357 which is a new weapon still under trial by the US Army and Air Force. Your boot dagger is ceramic so it will pass a cursory exam, or scan. You hate the idea of being trapped on a public aircraft weaponless. You have also given up killing power for a proper balance for throwing. I like a forward-thinking gal."
"Air Force ~ you've recently come back from Asia, most likely Tibet. It shows in your breathing brought about by a close call with Altitude Sickness. The only reason for an Air Force guy to be here is because he's familiar with the Khanate military and you are not US Army, or Marine Corp Special Forces. I know the type."
"You went with the MP5K in the standard 9mm, so you are more interested in sending bullets down range than looking into someone's face as you kill them. You may be a 'light' Colonel, which means you are almost somebody. What your higher-ups haven't appreciated is that our guests will respect you because they are like that ~ remembering past friends and comrades in arms. Of greater importance, you have Cáel’s gratitude which will count for more than you currently believe."
I pledged then and there to be as good as Pamela at determining that kind of stuff before I died. She had assured me it was as much a matter of psychology as eagle-eyed perception. People were often a type that gravitated to various forms of destruction, be they old school, or going for the latest gadget.
"I told you all that firepower was excessive," State softly chastised her associates (what they really were, not the underlings she saw them as).
"So, you appeared to have forgotten to tell us your name," I regarded the State lass.
"Nisha Desai Biswal. I'm with the government."
"Oh, Assistant Secretary of State for South and Central Asian Affairs, I've examined your website," I told her. It clearly pissed her off somewhat that I so swiftly disregarded her crude attempt at subtle manipulation.
"Hey. I've got some real enemies at State, so it pays to know who might be the next suit trying to cock me over," I explained. I had to prioritize. It would take some serious effort to convince Zelda to have a MFF three-way straight out the gate and she was definitely the hotter number.
"Major, you came here unarmed," Pamela noted. "That won't do. They expect you to be armed because you are a warrior, damn it. Cáel get him one of your Glock 22's."
"Gotcha," I nodded. I went to my room, tipped away the false back to my closet (that Havenstone had installed recently so Odette wouldn't accidently fire off one of my weapons) and retrieved one of my spare Glocks, but not the one with the laser sight. Such over-the-top fancy gear would be inappropriate. I only gave him one mag. If he couldn't get the job done with 15 rounds, he wouldn't have a chance to reload.
Mind you, I took two in a twin-rig shoulder holster and four 22 round magazines, because I tend to shoot two-handed which doesn't exactly give you a bullseye every time. I returned to our crowded living room, handed the Major his weaponry, and then directed the US group to the far side of the room (towards Timothy's bedroom. Saira and Nisha took the couch.
Because this tiny space wasn't crowded enough, there was a knock at the door. I checked. It was Juanita, oh yeah, my real bodyguard.
"Listen up everybody," I announced to the room. "This is my other bodyguard, my official one. Her names is Juanita Leya Antonio Garza, she's from the Dominican Republic via Buenos Aires and she is armed, so don't freak out." I opened the door.
"What is going on?" Juanita hissed.
"I'm having a private meeting with a few heavily armed friends. The other side to this party hasn't arrived yet. Why don't you come in?" She came in.
"Why didn't you warn me?" she whispered her complaint.
"Long night, worse wake-up, needed to do some soul-searching. Pamela was looking after me, then this came up and I forgot. I apologize," I lowered my head in shame. Juanita was only trying to do the job she'd been entrusted with and by not thinking of her, I was making that so much harder.
I made the introductions, first names only.
"Juanita, Anais, Pamela; please slip into the kitchenette," I suggested.
Anais "Why?"
Juanita "Where are you going to be?"
Pamela "Sure. I'm starving. I'm going to raid the fridge."
"Anais, because I need my faction in one place. Juanita, I will be refereeing this meeting, so I will have to remain in the living room, roughly six feet from you." It was really a small apartment. "Pamela, if it is edible, it isn't mine and you'll have to replace it."
Great Caesar's Ghost! No wonder Big Wigs had their personal assistants handle this pre-meeting crap. I was on my last two fucking nerves and one of those was already stressed and tender. And the real reason for being here hadn't even arrived yet.
"Why am I in your faction?" Anais mulled over threateningly.
"Because you haven't walked out that door. There are going to be three sides to this meeting, not three plus Anais. That is the way it is going to be. Now, are you going to behave, or are Juanita and Pamela going to toss you out?"
"You are threatening me!"
"Finally catching on to that, aren't you, Sweetie?" Pamela chimed in.
"I'm only staying because I believe you are in trouble," Anais grumped.
"Why is she (Anais) here?" Nisha inquired heatedly. "This is supposed to be a very, very private encounter."
"I know Anais. I don't know you. I trust Anais with my well-being despite the fact she has numerous reasons to distrust me. She's staying because she is a straight arrow. That's good enough for me."
"But is she going to keep her mouth shut about what happens here today?" Nisha pressed.
"Anais, this is a clandestine meeting that isn't going to be recorded by anybody so, barring a crime being committed, you can never discuss this with anyone who isn't already in the room. Agreed?"
Pause.
"I agree," she nodded. I really was going to have to fuck her again. Not today. Well, maybe not today; I had to keep my options open. Her investigator mind was going into overdrive. Give it a week and she'd be knocking on my door late one night. Inquisitive, truth-hungry dames are like that, trust me. Then it would be 'bask in my genius' sex. It had been a while since I'd experienced that, with Lady Yum-Yum.
There was another knock at the door. I checked before Juanita could do the checking for me, in case someone was going to shoot me through the door. Fuck it. I was going to talk to Timothy about moving. Him, me and Odette. I couldn't give those two up. It was Kazak bookends. I opened up and invited them in. It turned out they had names besides Bookends #1 and #2, Nuro and Roman.
Nuro (I think) checked out the rooms while Roman (I was pretty sure) kept an eye on my guests. I made introductions, first names only and specifying who was with who. Technically, they could trust my side because I was the Great Khan's brother and thus my servants were his servants. Technically.
Iskender came next followed by OT. A woman I didn't know (sadly, not OT's daughter) came in behind him while the other two quintuplets stayed in the hallway. Iskender and I hugged.
"Ulı Khaan s yikti ağası," he smiled. That was 'Prince-something'. My Kazak was a bit rusty. He then whispered into my ear. "OT bows to you first. His title is Hongtaiji." What?
"Ulı Khaan s yikti ağası," OT bowed.
"Hongtaiji Oyuun T m rbaatar," I bowed back. I remembered I had to rise first. It was an etiquette thing. In retrospect, Iskender had stretched the bounds of tradition by hugging me, his titular superior. "Welcome to my humble abode."
"I thank you for your hospitality," he 'grinned'. His face wasn't made for that gesture so that faint gesture came across as rather unnatural.
My mind finally finished translating what Iskender and OT had called me. It wasn't 'prince'. It was 'beloved brother of the Great Khan'. Mother fucker!
"Wait," Justin, the military attach guy muttered, "we are here to meet this guy?" indicating me.
"What do you mean?" Saira questioned.
"The
title Mr. Nyilas was identified with means 'beloved brother of the
Great Khaan'," he explained. "The Kazakhs don't go tossing honorifics
like that around. This guy," again pointing at me, "is a really
important somebody."
"Thanks for dropping this grenade in my lap, OT," I joked. "I'll get you for this, and your little yak too."
"Odette is going to be so miffed that she missed this," Pamela chuckled.
"Mr. Nyilas," Zelda began.
"Please, call me Cáel. It is how I roll."
"Cáel, can I ask you a stupid question?"
"Go
right ahead," Pamela snorted. "Cáel does stupid real well. It is a
critical part of his skill set. It makes him adorable instead of
annoying. Trust me, you'll learn that soon enough."
Too much 'trust me' was flying around in a room where nobody trusted anybody.
"Thanks for that encouragement, Teach," I grumbled. "Ask away, Captain Zelda."
"Why are you playing this game with us?"
"I
wasn't. Until thirty seconds ago I was sure I was here totally as a
spectator," I gripped. "My buddy," the word dripped with sarcasm,
"Temujin likes dumping these kinds of surprises on me."
"Did you mean what Ms. Pale said about you feeling you owed me?" Chris asked.
"Absolutely."
"We need help defusing this Thailand crisis before a shooting war begins."
"What do you suggest?"
"We want the Khanate to back down," Chris stated firmly.
"I thought we had agreed that I would spearhead this delegation," Nisha reminded Chris.
"I think the situation had evolved and we need a different approach," Chris insisted.
"You should listen to the Lieutenant Colonel," I advised. "He knows a whole lot more about what is going on than you do."
"Why don't you explain it to us?" she began her weevil-ling.
"You
are engaging in linguistic niceties with men who have bled together,
Ms. Biswal," I instructed. "Not that Chris and I have bled on the same
battlefield, we have shed blood in the same cause; and that cause has
been bringing our two nations, the Khanate and the US, together. The
Khanate owes Chris for his efforts on our behalf and we pay our debts."
"How so?" Nisha asked.
"National
Security stuff," I evaded. "If you don't know, you shouldn't know and
you probably don't want to know. Suffice it to say, the Khanate is
willing to listen to Lt. Colonel Diaz's request as a friend."
"But he doesn't speak for the United States Government," she corrected.
"Why
not?" I riposted. "He's dealt with the Khanate longer than you have. He
has a clue about the mindset of their rank and file."
"But does he know their leadership?" she persisted.
"I don't know. Chris, do you think you have a handle on me?"
"Are
you really capable of talking for the Khanate government?" Nisha
preempted Chris. What she left unsaid was 'are you culpable in their
atrocities?'
"Let's find out," I then looked over my shoulder.
"Hongtaiji Oyuun T m rbaatar, will my words and wishes reach my
brother's ear?"
"That is why I am here," he replied.
"Don't
you have the authority to speak for your leader?" she grilled OT. Nisha
was relentless trying to stay in the limelight. "Aren't you a
diplomat?"
"There is no need to insult the man," Pamela snidely commented.
"I
am one of many voices that provide information to the Great Khan. I am
not his brother. Cáel Nyilas is and has already proved his familial
affection by proposing Operation Funhouse and brought whole nations as
gifts," OT schooled her. "He is gifted with both tactical and strategic
insight as well as sharing the Great Khan's love for his people and his
hopes for their eventual freedom."
"I didn't think you were a soldier," Zelda looked me over.
"Oh
no," I wove off that insinuation. "I've never been a real soldier and
am unworthy of that distinction. I know quite a few who have earned that
title and they scare the crap out of me. I mean, they go looking for
trouble. In my case, trouble comes looking for me. I'm damn lucky to
still be alive and that's the damn truth."
"Bullshit," Pamela coughed.
"What was that, Artemisia?" I winked at her.
"Bitch," she laughed "My men have become women, and my women men. At least you didn't call me Cassandra."
"Well, she's Greek (a deadly insult to all Amazons), but you could be her Evil Twin because everyone believes whatever you say."
"Can we get down to business?" Chris inquired.
"Damn," Pamela shook her head. "They haven't been paying attention."
"What does that mean?" Zelda griped.
"Iskender, you know what I'm talking about, don't you?" I asked.
"Not
a clue, Exalted One," he stood there like a stone statue. Note, the
Khanate contingent really were standing there like the Altai Mountains,
doing nothing. You had to carefully examine them to see that they did
indeed breathe and blink.
"Use small words," Pamela advised.
"You really are a rude misanthrope," Anais told Pamela.
"Do you know what's going on?" Pamela volleyed.
"No."
"Then sit back and watch how the madness works," she snickered. "It is all you, Cáel."
"Okay. One; how did Artemisia escape the battle of Salamis?" I began. Nothing.
"Oh,"
Justin nodded. "She rammed an allied ship to make the pursuing
Athenians think she was an ally. What does that have to do with our
current predicament?"
"Achieve your ends by using violence as a
distraction," I sighed. "The Khanate will invade Thailand in," I looked
to OT, "tomorrow?" He nodded.
"How does that help us?" Nisha complained.
"Second example, Cassandra. She saw the truth through all illusions and falsehoods and no one believed her. Now, reverse that."
Pause.
"We
are waiting," Saira finally joined the conversation. I could hear those
little microprocessors inside her noggin firing electrons at light
speed.
"We fight a phony war. The Khanate and their buddies
invade in a lightning campaign that appears to be successful. Shit like
attacking the opposition where they ain't. Things that look epic on CNN
where some retired colonel, no offense..."
"None taken," Chris responded.
"Where
some colonel talks about seizing resources, severed supply lines and
encirclement. We, the Khanate, bomb shit like bridges and supply dumps,
things with no civilians to get killed. On the downside, to make this
work the Khanate needs to put some level of force into Bangkok."
"That will get civilians killed," Nisha reminded me, unnecessarily.
"Civilians
are getting killed right now by their own government. This time they
will get a chance to strike back," I stated firmly. "The Thai protestors
aren't cowards. They are just grossly outgunned. We can change that."
"How does that help the United States?" Nisha queried.
"The US gets to come in and save the day," I sighed. "The US can t get there until the day after, so you don't look bad about letting the first 24 hours of brutality happen."
"Oh," Zelda blinked.
"The
US gets to end the fighting that the Khanate has no desire to continue.
The US brings peace, while whomever takes over owes the Khanate. Both
sides look good. Both sides claim victory. The President gets a second
Nobel Peace Prize (psychic, aren't I?). The US gathers some regional
allies like Malaysia, the ROC and the Philippines along with our Marines
to ensure free and fair elections. The Khanate isn't seen to be backing
down against the Titan of Western Civilization. They are working with
them to bring about a better world."
"Win-win," Saira nodded in agreement.
"The Khanate is still an autocratic tyranny," Nisha commented.
"As opposed to the People's Republic's oligarchical tyranny?" Chris countered.
"Agreed,"
Saira said. "I now think we should work with the Khanate to bring
stability to Central Asia which which was impossible while those member
nations were being squeezed between Russia, Europe, China and India."
"What are you a doctor of?" I asked.
"I specialize in 'failed states', among other things," Saira grinned.
"This could still turn into one bloody cluster-fuck," Zelda mused.
"My
peopled don't have the resources to devastate Thailand," OT finally
spoke. "If you, the US, agrees to intervene on our timetable, you will
have our thanks, off the record, of course."
"How do we know this isn't some ruse to allow the Khanate to overthrow Thailand's existing government?" Justin questioned.
"You have my word," I replied. No one said anything for several heartbeats.
"Really?" Nisha balked.
"Mr. Nyilas, Cáel, do you give me the Great Khan's word?" Chris studied me intently.
"Without
reservation," I answered. "For what you have done for us and more, the
Great Khan will honor this deal. We and the Thai's will do the bleeding.
You will get your accolades. We avoid a pointless clashing of forces,
which is why we are all here today."
"I will give you my written recommendation in a few hours," Saira told Nisha.
Chris
stepped forward to shake my hand. He was an alpha-type alright. I gave
as good as I got. His eyes bore into mine, looking for a faltering of
will.
"What did you do in Romania?"
"I got a lot of good men killed."
"Okay."
"Okay?"
Nisha squawked. "A handshake, a pat on the back and the deals done?
Since when did our democratic republic do business this way? He admitted
he got men killed in Romania. What is to say this won't be Romania writ
large?"
"Ms. Biswal, he told the truth. He got good men killed
and he isn't happy about it. I would be worried if he claimed one bit of
glory from that episode. He didn't."
"Nisha," I took a deep
breathe, "When you unleash men with weapons, nothing is assured. Maybe
the Thai government will see the hate coming their way and back down.
Maybe the people will resist the intrusion. Maybe the Khanate's forces
will get slaughtered at the starting line. It isn't like they have
enough time to deploy enough forces to win a protracted war."
"What happens if the Khanate decides it won't go?" she continued.
"Then
they get destroyed on the ground in a war of attrition," Chris answered
for me. "He's right. They can't bring enough in the time allotted to
completely overwhelm the roughly 120,000 members of the Royal Thai Army
that have remained loyal to the regime."
"In three days they will
be out of fuel, shells, rockets and bullets. It is logistics, Ms.
Biswal," Zelda piled it on. "The Khanate war-fighting systems are not
NATO compatible. That means they can't simply capture more material as
they penetrate the frontiers. If they overstay their welcome, we can
launch missile strikes against their fuel depots. The combat devolves
back to World War I and that's a style of war they can't afford to
fight."
"What about stopping the Khanate from invading in the first place?" Nisha wouldn't give up.
"Had
the US acknowledged the Khanate, none of this would have happened, Ms.
Biswal," I became snappish. "Neither superpower talked to the other
until other commitments had been made."
"If you think you can
come in and start dictating Khanate policy, you are dreadfully mistaken.
The US doesn't have the power, or the resolve," I glared at her. "Don't
try convincing the Khanate that isn't the case. We know better."
"You don't know what the US is capable of," she snapped back.
"Abandoning
Iraq with a fractured pseudo-democratic process? Abandoning Afghanistan
without destroying the Taliban? The Syrian Civil War? The Donbass
Crisis? The collapse of Libya? Boko Haram? Somalia? Yemen? Exactly how
has the US's power and resolve solved any of those issues?" I countered.
"Ms. Biswal," OT spoke again. "We are willing to create a desert and call it 'Peace'.
Our enemies know that. Your unwillingness to do so is neither a
strength nor a weakness. It is a hallmark of your society in the same
way that 'Total War' is a hallmark of ours. We are more than willing to leave you to manage the Peace. Let us manage the War against the forces opposed to civilized discourse."
"As
ugly and disagreeable as it is, we are willing to keep creating
pyramids of skulls on every street corner until either they learn their
lesson, or we kill them all. Let us do that and you will have your
global stability and reap the economic benefits and accolades of Pax Americana. We are not your enemy. We are precisely the ally you need to keep the peace and we will do that, if you let us."
"To allow barbarism is to become barbarians," Saira mused.
"That
is complete fiction," I scoffed. "The United States didn't become
communist because it allied with the Soviet Union in World War II.
Truman didn't become Stalin. The enemy of my enemy is my friend is older than recorded history."
"It
is the Carrot and the Stick on a Global basis," Justin agreed. "Listen
to the gentle words of the West, or you will end up feeling the wrath of
the East."
"As long as the Khanate accepts the limitations of is
role," Saira added, "this might work. Please understand there will be
factions in the Western Democracies who will not accept that status quo.
It is not in the nature of our societies to stifle dissent."
"Is
it possible to get any political concessions from the Khanate's
leadership?" Justin requested. "A pledge to hold some level of
democratic elections? A Constitution with some strong provisions to
protect individual rights and liberties would be nice."
"Justin,
in case your bosses missed it, the Khanate is still at a state of war
with the PRC," I shook my head. "With their limited experience with
democratic government throughout most of the Khanate's territories, that
would be madness."
"With limited concessions to the Imperial
State, we have not interfered with the politics of Albania, Armenia,
Georgia and Turkey. We are never going to become a Western-style
democracy. We have had limited rule by consensus long before White Men
arrived in the Western Hemisphere," OT informed them.
"Discounting the Irish Monks, Vikings and Knights Templar," Pamela interjected.
"If
you say so," OT gave a minuscule bow to Pamela. "Long before your
nation was anything more than the scribbled history of a long-faded
Greek city-state, we had meritocracies, oligarchies of senior statesmen
& warriors, thinkers and religious leaders, and we had codified
judicial moral equality into the political arena. We have a far superior
record of religious and minority freedom, of genuine multi-culturalism
plus a deeper understanding of the arts and crafts as a means of uniting
disparate peoples. We find your claims of cultural superiority to be
childish."
"Oh, snap," I snickered. "You get'em, OT."
"I bet the boys in Foggy Bottom felt that pimp-slap," Pamela agreed.
"I bet the bronzed skull of some Harvard dean just fell off its pedestal."
"They are called 'busts'," Anais groaned. "With a name like that, how could you forget it?"
"So true," I concurred. "All this responsibility must have clouded my normally hedonistic vocabulary."
"That
doesn't change the fact that you have employed biological warfare and
genocide in this current day and age," Justin pointed out.
"Tell
that to our Native Americans," I snorted. "They are easy to find. They
live in trailer parks in whatever blasted Hell Hole we stuck them in, or
in their casinos where they are buying back their country, one rube at a
time. Ask them if they've gotten over it."
"We don't claim to be perfect," Justin insisted.
"No,
we merely claim to have the only correct form of government, economic
policy and schools of philosophical, political, scientific and
educational thought," I pointed out.
"We definitely should revive
ethical utilitarianism," Pamela slapped a fist into her palm. "Oh, and
the guillotine. Work houses for orphans and grist mills for the
disabled, and A Modest Proposal for those chronically unemployed and terminally homeless, yes, and,"
"Pamela, what is it with you today?" I snickered.
"It is nearly sunset,"
"Ah, and you haven't killed anyone yet."
"You know how cranky I get when I don't get my daily dose of homicide."
"Are you two done?" Anais frowned. She did that a lot around me.
"And you don't hand out Mini-Uzi's to your preschoolers," Pamela glowered. "What is wrong with you people?"
Pause,
waiting for that punch line that was never coming. See, it was more
difficult to sense Pamela was an immediate threat to your health if you
thought she was completely off her rocker.
"Hmm, well, on that
note, ladies and gentlemen, I believe we have a deal. Chris and Justin, I
will leave you with my loyal Iskender to work out the gory details. Who
wants to grab dinner?" I inquired.
"Are you serious?" Nashi gasped.
"Oh
yeah. I had the Russian invasion of Manchuria figured out in this
amount of time and Manchuria is way bigger than Thailand." Was it? I
didn't know. Geography was not one of those subjects which gets you
laid.
"What do you have in mind?" Zelda inquired.
"Whatever you want."
{1 am, Sunday, August 31st ~ 8 Days to go}
"How
did I end up in bed with you?" Zelda sighed happily, her body splayed
halfway over mine and her head resting on my chest, listening to my
heartbeat.
"You aren't the first girl to ask me that question."
On
the other side, Anais moaned in her sleep. Yeah, she was over me.
Abso-fucking-lutely. If you recall, she'd try anything once. I convinced
her the military babes were totally different than that Goth chick we'd
blown the mind of back in Montreal.
Zelda was with me because I
had caught her in a lie. She claimed to be a lesbian when I first hit on
her. She was adamant. I destroyed her with incontrovertible evidence.
A)
She hadn't scoped out Anais when she came in. A glance didn't count and
Anais oozed sexy when she was angry, which was most of the time.
B)
She hadn't scoped out Juanita's figure when said worthy went to the
kitchenette. I look for such things and Juanita has thighs to die for.
C)
When I told her she had a wicked sense of humor, she blushed. Honestly,
lesbians rarely care about strange men complimenting their
personalities.
D) Then I double-downed by asking her if she
preferred a shower, or bath. She said shower (because that's the butch
thing to say). When I asked her 'when was the last time she'd had a
bubble bath', she blushed again. Lesbians don't like it when a man
imagines them naked. Straight chicks, unless you are a creepy, stalker
guy, like it when men fantasize about them swathed in bubbles, thus
semi-clothed, thus not creepy.
E) In a final and fatal act of evasion, she asked a grumpy Anais what she liked about me. Anais was blunt.
"He
can fucking hammer you all night, sneak in a romantic quickie in the
shower, cook you a delicious breakfast then give you another round of
mind-numbing intercourse up against the wall before you have to go to
work. And still find the time and energy to fuck your neighbor."
Woot!
"So,
this happens to you often?" she mused, it was a trap. She really wanted
to know if I was an egotistical scumbag who took advantage of every
woman I came across. At the same time, she wanted to know if I
considered her a 'whoe' ~ a woman who gives up the goodies for free.
"Do you mean 'am I taking advantage of you'?" I replied.
"That is not what I asked," she persisted. That meant 'yes'.
"Let
me see," I laid back and looked up at the ceiling. "I have a fiancée,
six women I am close enough to to spend quality time with, a fuck-buddy
who is a sweet girl and trusts me too much and a passel of
ex-girlfriends who have found my infidelity to be reprehensible."
"Six women?" she frowned.
"Four
co-workers (Rhada, Oneida, Yasmin and Buffy), the girlfriend of a
co-worker who dumped her in a very public fashion (Brooke) and that
woman's friend (Libra). She was the wing-chick who was stuck with me on a
quadruple-date and was underwhelmed with me when we first met."
I didn't count my 'hook-ups' and I wasn't sure how to qualify Nicole.
"Ex's?"
"'No'
is not a word in common usage in my vocabulary. I've dated a best
friend's girl, a mother, sister and aunt of the same girlfriend,
basically, I'm either highly immoral, incredibly loose, or a letch."
"Don't you take responsibility for any of those, relationships?"
"Hell
yeah," I tilted her chin up so that we could make eye-contact. "I've
never blamed a woman for taking out her frustrations on my flesh, ran
away from a screaming fit (Big Lie!), or blamed them for any failing in
our relationship. It is always my fault because I can't stay loyal."
"That's depressing," Zelda moped.
"Don't
get me wrong. I don't find fault in any of the women I have spent time
with. That is my problem, I find women fascinating; never boring, or
bland. Quite frankly, it is a gift that I don't regret having. I may be a
fuck-up, but I'm a fuck-up who will give you the very best attention."
"Full
of yourself, much?" her attitude shifted. I had short-circuited her
fears; I was a cheater, I confessed to it without shame because I was
inexorably drawn to her beauty, personality and charm. With Anais
around, I couldn't claim to be solely enchanted with Zelda, so I had to
think quickly on my feet. After all, Zelda was energetic and had great
stamina.
"I promised you pleasure," I countered. "Did I deliver?"
"Yes, you are full of yourself," she slapped my stomach. I wasn't full of myself. I was a confident sex machine.
"Thank you."
"Huh?"
"Wonderful
sex, taking a chance with me, agreeing to a three-way, being awake
after," I looked at the bed-table clock, "six hours."
"I run five miles a day," she bragged.
"I try to have ten hours of sex a day," I teased. Zelda slapped my stomach again. Anais stirred.
"Do any women like you, for any reason beyond your cock?"
"I'm considered loyal where sex is not concerned, reliable and brave," I offered.
"What happened in Romania?"
"Have you ever been in combat?"
"I've been in violent confrontations, but not a true firefight," she admitted.
"Hmm,"
"Is it something that you can't relate?" she asked.
"No.
You are a soldier so you probably know more about combat than I do. It
was, not chaotic at all. I never lost perspective of what was going on
despite the bullets flying around. The Romanian Captain in charge knew
his stuff, directed his company well and all I had to do was figure out
where the terrorist leader was."
"What happened?" she perked up.
"I am here talking with you and he's in a morgue in Bucharest."
"Oh," She wanted more.
"I
have to live with the knowledge that I set all of that in motion,
Zelda. I convinced the Romanians that they had to confront that terror
group before they moved on to their next target, me."
"I knew
they would come after me and my friends, no matter where we were. Which
would have ended up as a blood bath in some urban center. So I felt
compelled to strike first. Based on information I provided, the Romanian
Army sent two battalions, the 22nd and 24th, of the 6th Mountain Troops
Brigade into battle."
"It was a massacre," I remembered sadly.
"But you won," she tried to comfort me.
"Of
the four companies involved in the battle, the Romanians suffered
nearly two hundred dead and wounded. I hardly consider it anything other
than a massacre. Yes, we won. Only three of the terrorists escaped.
Their leader died. I don't think I've ever felt so hollow in my life," I
finished.
"Forty percent losses, that is horrific," she crawled on top of me.
"The
kicker is the Romanians sent some men of the 24th to hunt me down when I
was kidnapped. A squad was in the group that rescued me and my
companion from Johnston Island. I thought they would never want to deal
with me ever again."
"Don't be so hard on yourself. If they
thought well enough of you to send their men out to rescue you, then you
must have done right by them."
"Chaz said something like that too," I felt sheepish and sleepy.
"Chaz? Who is she?"
Honest
to God, one day I want to find a girl who thinks I'm talking about
another girl and asks if we can have a three-way, instead of trying to
compare herself to this unknown person. Wait... I already had someone
like that. Her name was Odette.
"Chaz is Color Sergeant Charles 'Chaz' Tomorrow of Her Majesty's SSR," I corrected her assumption.
"SSR? Those are some tough people. How do you know him?"
"Black
Bag directives from the National Security Council, sworn to secrecy
upon penalty of death, pinky-promise kind of stuff," I grinned. Maybe I
wasn't all that sleepy after all.
"You really are a Man of Mystery," Zelda purred. She had truly exceptional stamina. "Maybe I can convince you to talk."
"Maybe
I can find another use for my tongue," I countered and off we went.
Somewhere along the process, Anais woke up and joined in.
It
wasn't all fun and games. Anais' parting words were "You are a pig,"
then she sauntered out of my room and out of my life. Had she remembered
to take her Serge with her, I would have bought the act. As it was,
"Is she always so volatile?" Zelda remarked.
"Volatile?
That's not her being volatile. That's Anais being affectionate.
Volatile usually is accompanied by thrown objects and bodily harm," I
sighed happily. Meeting her one more time couldn't be all that bad,
could it? Zelda looked hungry so I shoved that thought to the back of my
mind and got to work.
That was the highlight of my Sunday. Zelda
had to fly back to Washington D.C. and I had to go to work with JIKIT.
It seemed that the Khanate and the US military were heading for a
showdown. I unloaded all my Saturday's activities to the team and we got
to work, no recriminations. I was the Khan's spiritual brother and
sometimes that meant I had to do him favors.
I asked Addison when
she thought he would return the favor. She laughed, then smiled and
told me that wasn't how it worked. He was a world leader now and I was
merely his kooky kinsman that he would keep throwing problems at until
one day I broke. Then it would be some other poor saps turn.
Then
she told me she was kidding and clearly the Great Khan thought the
world of me. I chose to believe the second lie because it made me feel
better, and it was promising to be a long weekend/start of the week.
Note: Geopolitical Developments
What
follows are snippets of the Battle for Thailand that takes place late
in the night of September 1stand continued into the early morning of
September 3rd. If this does not interest you, you can rejoin Cáel’s exploits in four pages)
On
the eve of battle, the Royal Thai High Command had decided to strip all
but one armored unit from the 2nd Army in order to give the First
Army's offensive against the rebels more of a punch. It's decision to
strip the tank battalions from both their infantry divisions as well as
the armored and one of the two mechanized regiments would prove to be
disastrous. It was as if the leadership of the Royal Thai military were
idiots.
The least economically valuable part of the country was
the northeast which the 2nd Army warded. They had severely
underestimated the airlift capacity of the Khanate as well as the
willingness of Laos and Cambodia to both use their armed forces in an
invasion as well as their willingness to let Vietnamese troops cross
their countries.
That thinking had led the Thai military to adopt
a 'forward defense' strategy, the desire to fight the enemy at the
borders, as opposed to having stronger formations deeper within the
country. Considering the relative weakness of the Cambodian and Laotian
militaries, that policy had made sense:
- The baseline Laotian
and Cambodian tank was the T-54/55, a 1950's Soviet relic. The normal
anti-tank capabilities in all Thai infantry formations was more than
equal to such a threat.
-Neither country had an air force worth worrying about.
In
contrast, the Khanate's primary tanks, the T-90SM and T-95 were
resistant to most of what the Thai Army could throw at them, at least
from the front. The seven hundred combat aircraft the Khanate and the
Vietnamese were able to field was an equal catastrophe for the Thais. It
greatly compensated for the relative small numbers of invaders.
Finally,
there was a fundamental misunderstanding of what the Alliance's goals
were. Military logic dictated the destruction of Thailand's mobile force
followed by the capture of Bangkok. As long as the Thai regime held the
capital, it would remain the legitimate power in the country.
Due
to the altering political landscape, the Alliance's only option was to
make the government 'look bad'. The loss of peripheral provinces, while
of negligible immediate strategic value, looked great on the maps the
world-wide media would be showing to their audiences. It would appear
that the Thai army had failed to defend their country. That would
(hopefully) make the Thai Third Army look like the legitimate authority
in Thailand.
That was the plan anyway, and you know what they say about battle plans and the enemy, right? H-hour was 4 am, September 1st.
The commander of the Zuun stood up and waited to be recognized. The staff officer from the Yunnan Command pointed at him.
"Sir,
why are we doing this? I am not afraid to fight for the Great Khan, but
this action seems to be suicidal. We will be far behind enemy's lines
while our offensive force will be grossly under-equipped."
"You will have to rely on our ability to supply you by air."
"We only have supplies for two days of operations. What happens then?"
"We rely on the Americans to come and save us," the senior officer responded bitterly.
"Allah save us from allies," the young commander muttered. What else could he do?
He was part of the 2nd Mountain Sultan Mehmet Tumen which had just arrived in Yunnan to replace the exhausted 1st Mountain Abu al-Ghazi Bahadur Tumen.
His men were from Turkey, inexperienced in combat and using new
equipment they were not familiar with. They would be working with a unit
he had never worked with before, the 1st Airmobile Tauekel Khan Tumen, Kazaks, who would be seizing the small airport his men needed to land in.
From
there, they were to 'run amok'. That was the technical term for racing
south down a highway in Central Thailand, attacking the headquarters of
the 3rd Cavalry Division, an armored unit. Once that was accomplished,
they were to attack the local police precinct. Provided they were still
alive after that, they were to return to the air strip to resupply then
they were to 'spread chaos' until they were finally hunted down by the
vastly larger Thai division his 100 men would be fighting.
Of
course, there was the plan for the rebel Royal Thai Third Army to force
their way through the larger frontline forces of the loyalist Royal Thai
First Army and come to his rescue. How would the Thai troops respond
when ordered to fight their fellow Thais? No one was sure. If there was
any hope in this mission, it was the knowledge that several other Zuuns had the exact same mission in other areas of Thailand.
It was H-hour minus twenty-two.
It
was 11 o'clock in the evening when the general in charge of the Royal
Thai 9th Infantry Division was woken up. The Marines were leaving. That
was correct; the three Royal Thai regiments were heading west to
Sattahip Naval Base, because they had been ordered to by the
Commander-in-Chief of the Royal Thai Navy. It didn't take a rocket
scientist to realize why this was going on.
Seven hours earlier,
the Royal Thai Army had seized all the Air Force bases in the 1st and
2nd Army districts as well as ordering the 4th Army to do the same thing
(The Royal Thai Air Force had been trying to remain neutral in the
upcoming civil war).
Undoubtedly the navy had decided to make
their assets less 'hijack-able'. A few phone calls later confirmed that
most of the Navy had set sail for parts unknown and the naval air units
at Ban Sattahip Air Base (U-Tapao International Airport) had also
departed either out to sea, or to ports and bases in the South.
He
made a personal appeal to the commander of Marine Forces to no avail.
They wanted no part of the upcoming struggle and advised the general to
do the same. The general had other problems. The Royal Thai Marines were
the frontline forces facing the southern border with Cambodia. He
quickly reorganized his regiments, sending them to take the old Marine
strongpoints to await further orders. Stopping the Marines never entered
his mind.
That was a bloodletting he wanted no part of. The last
thing he did was inform his superiors, thus avoiding any stupid orders
to the contrary. Suddenly the nebulous movements along the Cambodian
border developed a haunting significance. He wondered how much longer he
had before something happened.
It was H-hour minus five.
At
midnight a loyalist commander of a company of mechanized infantry in
the 2nd Cavalry's 11th Battle Group (named after their axis of advance,
Highway 11) decided to send a motorized section of his command forward
to the advance position his battalion was to occupy come sunrise. Either
later in the day, or tomorrow morning, the forces loyal to the regime
would launch a coordinated assault against the rebels main supply center
at Phitsanulok.
He had a cot set up in his communications hut
and had just nodded off when the radio squawked to life. His lieutenant
in charge of the advance made a hurried report. They had encountered
serious opposition in a confusing night action, then he went silent. The
captain immediately swung into action. He put the rest of his men on
alert, then contacted the neighboring Tank Battalion. He needed some
armored support. He made a similar call to the attached artillery
component.
The Tank Battalions night officer quickly put a
platoon of light tanks at his disposal. The artillery were ready for any
fire mission he sent their way. Before the armor could arrive, the
company commander found himself being called to the carpet by the Duty
Officer at the 3rd Cavalry (two regiments of the 2nd Cav. had been
attached to the 3rd's command) over his 'offensive' action and the
relief mission was called off. What had happened to the patrol of 20
Royal Thai soldiers? He was ordered to wait until sunrise to find out.
Little
did anyone know, these were the first combat casualties of the upcoming
rebel offensive. His patrol had stumbled across a battalion of
mechanized troops arriving at their jump off point for the attack
that was less than six hours from beginning. Neither the commander of
the 11th Battle Group, the 3rd Cavalry Division, or First Army was
informed that the enemy had already advanced twenty kilometers south of
where they were supposed to be.
It was H-hour minus four.
Over
the Gulf of Thailand an Indian pilot was sweating and anxious. He
wasn't upset about the fact that his nation was about to intervene in
the nation he was currently flying beside in an unarmed, slow moving
transport aircraft. He even wasn't upset that he was about to open the
rear ramp of his C-130 and unleash 64 MARCOS in an ocean insertion.
What
he was upset about was flying so close to his companion C-130 that they
appeared to be one aircraft to the civilian air traffic controllers.
After all, there couldn't be two Indian passenger planes flying the same
route to Phnom Penh one right after the other.
The 128 MARCOS
Special Operators were past worrying about 'The Plan'. In the 1st phase,
they were HAHO-ing (High Altitude High Opening) because they had to
glide nearly thirty kilometers before landing at night into a body of
water. That accomplished, they had to swim the last two kilometers, with
gear, to the Thailand coast. Then they had to sneak up on a guarded
compound, the U-Tapao Royal Thai Navy Airfield, and hold it until the
Khanate could land reinforcements, and all before sunrise.
The
second phase of the operation was a tad nebulous and not tied to any
particular time table, or location. It required a good deal of guts and
initiative and he and his men had that in spades. They were in the rear
area of the 9th Royal Thai Infantry Division.
The MARCOS with
approximately 500 Khanate soldiers were to locate any and all elements
of said formation, wherever they might be, and destroy them. The enemy
had 36 1960-era tanks. The Khanate had promised to bring 11 of their own
(hopefully more modern) tanks. The INS promised naval and air support.
Things were going to get 'interesting'.
It was H-hour minus two.
The first planned combat action of Operation Pridi Phanomyong,
the name for the combined Thai, Cambodian, Khanate, Laotian and
Vietnamese offensive to topple the military dictatorship ruling
Thailand, happened at Nong Khai, Thailand.
The commander of a
battalion of the 3rd Infantry Division had been denied permission to
wire the '2nd Thai-Laos Friendship Bridge' with explosives, so he had
targeted it with his mortar team instead, despite the reality that his
81mm round were likely to have negligible impact on the structure.
At
3 am, he was awoken to the sounds of automatic weapons fire far too
close by. 'Him' stopping to get dressed saved his life. As he was
exiting the private residence next to his Command Post, the Post erupted
into a fireball. He even made out the whoosh of the cruise missile
impacting. He had planned for that contingency. The man raced back into
his home and accessed the public telephone network.
His first
call to the mortar platoon went unanswered. His next two calls to the
two infantry companies manning positions adjacent to the bridge also
went unanswered. His fourth call was to his reserve company. They
responded, so he directed them to retake the southern end of the bridge
and hold it at all costs.
His fifth call was to regimental
command, 100 km safely to the rear, to inform them that his position was
compromised. He needed immediate support or he believed his position
would be overrun. If assistance wasn't coming, he wanted permission to
withdraw with whatever he could salvage.
Before he could get his
reply, his residence was rocked by a grenade explosion. As he struggled
back to his feet, machine gun fire ripped through the place. His
attendant and two security troopers fell back down. The door was kicked
open. Though wounded, he scrambled to pull his pistol out. A hammer blow
hit his chest. His last memory was of a camouflage-painted Mongolian
face looking down at him. It was Hour minus one.
The
Royal Thai Armed Forces were not designed around a robust anti-aircraft
program. Their few advanced systems were around the capital, not in the
field with the troops. They had to use more primitive systems and
relied heavily on the civilian air traffic controllers for much of their
data. A phone call from Khon Kaen International airport operator
alerted the area army commander that something ominous was coming their
way.
Dutifully, the military officer ordered his radar operators
to cut on their search radars to analyze the threat. They found it. At
the same time, the waiting Khanate Su-27 pilots registered the range and
location of the enemy radars and promptly send radar-seeking missiles
their way. Those two aircraft were tasked with anti-air suppression.
Behind them, an air armada was descending on Thailand and it would be a
disaster if their lumbering Il-76's and An-70's and -74's were blasted
out of the sky in a rain of burning men and material.
Patrolling
several thousand meters above were two Thai Royal Air Force F-16's. They
spotted the Su-27's activating their search radar, identified them as
'hostiles' who had penetrated Thai airspace and dove to the attack. They
kept their radars passive, waited for the IR missiles to 'beep',
letting the pilots know they had locked on to their targets, and then
let loose.
A
heartbeat later, half a dozen different search radars went active. It
was a group of Mig-29's who were flying air cover over the group of
ground attack fighters beneath them. One Su-27 twisted out of the way.
The second took a hit and spun out of control. After that, the two F-16
pilots were too busy futilely trying to stay alive. It was H hour.
Where
was the Royal Thai Air Force? The units in the central part of the
country had been persuaded to cooperate with the regime. Those in the
south and north had kept to their neutrality. The ones in the west were
faced with a crisis of conscience when Khanate airmobile forces landed
at their bases.
The soldiers promised the airmen that no one
needed to fire at the other. The invaders weren't going to demand the
Thai's surrender, only that they stay on the base until the crisis was
over. They were loyal servants of the Kingdom, but what did that mean
right now, when the Army was shooting people in the streets? A cautious
d tente was reached. In that small portion of the country, no one died.
In
the south of Thailand, the pilots listened to their brethren to the
north fighting and dying. Their resolve to stay neutral was tested. The
regime declared this to be a foreign invasion. The Royal Thai Third Army
declared the country's hour of liberation was at hand. Conflicted, they
did nothing. By daylight, H-hour plus three, the skies over most of
their homeland were empty of all Thai aircraft.
A soldier of
the Royal Cambodian 5th Commando was poised and waiting for the ultimate
test of his unit's ability. Oddly enough, his unit had been created
because of the success of Thai Special Forces against his country in
countless earlier border clashes.
Now he was sitting in Thailand,
waiting for the largest offensive the modern Cambodian Army had ever
attempted in their modern history. Sure, they had been invaded plenty of
times in the past hundred years. This time, they would be the invaders.
At
thirty-two seconds past H-hour, 130mm howitzer shells began falling on
the loose Thai earthworks. They clearly didn't suspect that they were
standing in the way of the Alliance 'Cambodia Force' (the designation for the middle of three axis of invasions out of Cambodia).
It
wasn't much, as invasion armies went ~ a regiment of Cambodia's Fourth
Division plus three batteries of heavy artillery, the 160th Regiment of
the Vietnamese 5th Division and 500 Khanate soldiers with 33 T-90SM
tanks ~ maybe 3000 men in all. It was a paltry invasion army.
His
wasn't the only Cambodia Commando unit in this operation either. The
1st, 2nd and 3rd Commando (Airborne) were over 30 kilometers away,
deeper in Thailand. They had to secure bridges on Highway 24 as well as
one over Road 224 until relieved by his invasion Battle Group (BG).
Their mission was to stop Thai reinforcements from setting up blocking
forces. With his 5th Commando was the 7th Commando. When the artillery
barrage lifted, they were to attack the Thai battalion from the rear
while their brethren attacked from the front.
One of the most
relevant facts in the Alliance's intervention was something their
American and NATO contemporaries had thought irrelevant in the upcoming
struggle. With the minimal runway space in Northeastern Thailand, Laos,
Cambodia and Vietnam, it was the ability of Soviet/Russian aircraft to
use unpaved airfields to launch from.
This greatly magnified the
number of planes the Khanate could bring to the fight. Like every other
component of this expedition, they were critically short on armaments,
fuel and spare parts. Giving them a schedule of 48 hours of continuous
operations was considered overly optimistic by the leaders in charge of
these air groups.
A feature these aircraft did share with their
western counterparts was the ability to fly night, as well as day
operations, in all sorts of weather. Close to 3:30 in the morning, the
planes began to assemble over their bases and then headed for the Thai
border. The groups coming from Chinese bases had started out earlier
while those in Cambodia and Laos were late to the game. None the less,
nearly five hundred Khanate combat aircraft began descending on
Thailand. Behind them came the 400 planes carrying the airborne and
airlift forces.
In front of them were the Khanate's
airmobile/helicopter borne units. Small in number, they had the
unenviable task of seizing river crossings and civilian air bases for
the oncoming transports who would be landing troops, supplies and
eventually reinforcements. In more than one instance, it was a one-way
trip. The unit was being sacrificed in order to confuse the Thai
military about the true threat until it was too late. That was the plan
anyway.
The Thai town of Lom Sak was the base for the
loyalist Eastern Battle Group (EBG). It was the smallest of the four
groups designated to attack the rebel 1st Cavalry Division. They were
also the closest to the enemy base of operations. They were also
terribly close to the Laotian border. The Colonel in charge of EBG had
been very conscious of the current political situation and carefully
parked his equipment in lagers outside of the municipality.
Unfortunately,
his political consideration also made his command an open, tempting
target for the Khanate aircraft. Absent any air defense, or even an
early warning system, he was jarred out of his bed by a series of
explosion. He died without ever knowing that much of his unit was dying
right along with him.
For the dozen Su-25 pilots, this was the
start of what promised to be a very long day. Lom Sak was just over the
border, so they were to drop bombs, fire their rockets and then strafe
the ashes until they stopped twitching. Despite the carnage unleashed,
not everyone in EBG died. Many survived, but their tanks, APC's and
trucks were destroyed.
West of Lom Sak, the platoon placed on the
only road between the town and their target were calling anyone and
everyone because they were in trouble too. They heard tanks coming their
way and they desperately needed assistance. Then the 125mm High
Explosive (H E) shells began hitting their positions. They could see the
muzzle flashes from the two oncoming tanks as they fired.
Immediately
his Dragon (an anti-tank missile system) fired. It missed. They were
reloading when they were reduced to so much blood, bone and rock
fragments. The other option? The lieutenant in charge knew the range was
extreme for his only anti-tank weapon, two LAW rockets, but he had no
other alternatives.
The soldier assigned to the task fired. The
platoon watched the rocket streak toward the target, and hit it, and
nothing happened. Actually, that was incorrect. The tank began machine
gunning the location the shot had come from. The second LAW had similar
poor success. It did momentarily reveal the infantry moving up with the
tanks.
That was enough for the lieutenant. He was courageous.
That didn't mean he'd let his men get slaughtered. He ordered his men to
fall back to their jeeps and head back toward Lom Sak in all haste.
They made it to Lom Sak, then kept going. There was nothing left in the
EBG that could stop tanks, the sun was rising and hanging around seemed
contrary to the Laws of Survival.
It was H-hour plus 30 minutes.
For
the loyalist mechanized regiment of the Nan River Battle Group it was a
confusing awakening. Promptly at 4:00 am, thunder could be heard from
both flanks of their position. It was miles away, not an immediate
threat, so their first concern was that the loyalist attack had been
launched and no one had bothered to tell them. According to 'The
(Loyalist) Plan', they were to push north against hopefully light
opposition and approach Phitsanulok from the southwest.
By a
quirk of the Thai command structure, the Nan River BG wasn't in contact
with the military bodies on either flank. They were in contact with 3rd
Cavalry, which they were a part of. The Duty Officer there had no idea
what was going on. He did order the unit go to Alert Status and await
further orders. Unfortunately for all concerned, those communications
were made with radios.
The Khanate A-50 AEW was looking for just
such action and sent two Su-25 attack craft to each location. Within
twenty minutes, the General in charge of the 3rd Cavalry Division put
his units on alert, then died. As did his underling in charge of the Nan
River BG. For the Thai troops on the Nan River, it wasn't over. In the
dark, 4 old Mil Mi-26's attack helicopters began raining death down on
them for five minutes.
It was of little consolation that the
troops of the 117th BG were getting it a whole lot worse. The 117th
consisted of both the Armored and Mechanized regiments of the 3rd
Cavalry Division. 'The Plan' called for two Armored and 3 Mechanized
regiments plus an armored and a motorized battalion to attack across a
broad front from the south while another mechanized and armored
battalion attacked from the east. Forced to defend along multiple
fronts, the rebel 3rd Army's 1st Cavalry division would be defeated in
detail and the rebellion ended.
The downside to the plan was that
it left the loyalist forces facing the same predicament, the risk of
being defeated separately in bite-sized chunks. That was not the fate of
the Nan River BG, or 117th BG. They were to be paralyzed by air strikes
just long enough for the 11th BG to be overwhelmed and the road opened
to the 3rd Cavalry Divisions rear area.
Military logic demanded
that the mobile flanking forces had to be defeated before a true
breakthrough could be achieved, not just disrupted. Otherwise, the
invaders could be cut off from supplies and choked of resources. Except
the invading forces didn't care about their supply lines. What little
reserves they had could be brought in by air, after that, there was
nothing left and the advance would grind to a halt.
Little did
the Nan River BG know that it was Alliance strategy to cripple their
mobile assets so that an organized counterattack would come too late to
save the 11th BG. The 117th would be drawn off to stop the rebel 7th
Infantry Division's attack to the west at Nakhon Sawa down Highway 1.
The 7th only had a small number of mobile forces, but if those could get
behind the loyalist they would be between the loyalist army and
Bangkok, the rebellion just might succeed.
It was H-hour plus 50 minutes.
The
commander of the First Army was finally made aware of the Alliance
attack at 5:23 am. He was 250 km from the front lines and communications
were spotty. The size and composition of the attacking force was
unknown, but that wasn't what had his attention. Bangkok itself was
under attack. Again, forces were unknown, but they had seized
Suvarnabhumi Airport, inside the city. That was his item of primary
importance.
He ordered the General in charge of the 1st Division,
the garrison of the capital, to secure the critical elements of the
city's infrastructure and retake the airport before more enemy could
arrive. Had he understood the he was obsessing over less than 240
Khanate soldiers in twenty-four vehicles, he would have let the local
military and police checkpoints deal with them.
The attackers had
been delivered by helicopter assault. They shot up the airport's
control tower, then spread out into the surrounding city. Their
helicopter support, at the end of their effective range, had to leave.
Those 240 men were on their own. They were not likely to be reinforced
nor was there going to be an attempt to rescue them. This was one of
those 'one-way' missions that had been complained about during the
initial and only briefing.
It was H-hour plus two.
The
General in charge of the loyalist 9th Infantry Division had a better
picture of what was going on in his district. He had a mobile force in
his rear that was tearing up his 1st regiment, which he had been forced
to spread out over a 100 km of coastline. His 2nd regiment was being
pushed back by a force coming up from Krong Khemara Phoumin, Cambodia.
The
linchpin of their defense was the town of Trat, and an Alliance force
had somehow slipped around the front ling to appear there, seized the
bridge over the Trat River and was currently driving his forces to the
north and west of that town. The lone battalion facing the primary
invasion force was on its own.
His 3rd regiment had been placed
to hold open his lines of communication/support along the Cambodian
border between his command and that of the 2nd Division, which was also
under attack. His sole reserve force, his tank battalion, had already
been engaged and largely destroyed in Trat. He immediately ordered one
battalion from his 3rd regiment to head to the rear while ordering the
other two, plus the remnants of the 3rd regiment to fall back on his
central position. There they would make their stand.
No sooner had those orders gone out than First Army contacted him and ordered him to immediately counterattack the invaders.
His response? 'Counterattack? In which direction? I'm surrounded.'
They
told him to secure the frontier, and then stole a battalion from his
1st regiment because the capital was under attack. His pleas that he
desperately needed that battalion for any counter attack were ignored.
The
sole battalion driving to his rear had a 190 km to travel, over open
roads, in trucks and subject to air attack. That move would take at
least four hours (hopefully). What remained of the battalion they were
going to aid was yet to be seen. They sounded like they were in a world
of trouble.
It would take two hours for the other two battalions
from the 3rd regiment to arrive. They would be united with the remnants
of the 3rd Regiment and the final battalion of the 1st regiment at
Chanthaburi, where he had his HQ. Only at that point, absent tank and
air support, would he attempt any action to expel the invaders. He
figured he had slim odds of success.
In thirty minutes he would
be informed that the battalion holding back the main invading force had
finally succumbed. It had endured continuous artillery barrages,
multiple air strikes and five combined arms assaults. They were out of
time, fighting men and largely out of ammunition when they surrendered.
It was H-hour plus three.
The
citizens of Bangkok woke up to another round of shooting in the
streets. Some people, somewhere had defied the government and were now
either getting killed, or arrested. About an hour earlier, a small
number of mysterious operatives contacted the surviving members of the
opposition and told them the hour of deliverance was at hand. Khanate
troops were already in the city and if they wanted to show the Khanate
and the whole world that they deserved freedom, they had to get into the
streets for one last, climactic showdown.
So small groups hit
the streets. At first, they realized that something had gone wrong for
the authorities. The police they saw on the streets were scared. Many of
the military checkpoints had been abandoned. One group, over a hundred
strong by this point, rounded a street corner nervously and spotted
three military vehicles sitting at the next intersection. They weren't
in familiar vehicles and the strangers appeared to be lost.
One
man, braver than most, approached them, quickly receiving their
attention. He greeted them. They didn't respond, but they weren't
pointing guns at him either. As he drew close, one of the soldiers
approached him and handed him a 'flyer', a one page pamphlet.
'We
are part of the Free Thai Alliance and are here to liberate you. We
apologize for not speaking your language. If you would direct us to the
closest military or police station, we will attack it for you.'
The
man looked at the soldier who gave him the pamphlet then up at the
armored vehicle they were standing next to. It appeared to have a very
big gun and the soldiers around it seemed ready enough.
"I will
show you the way," the man nodded then bowed, his hands clasped
together. Over his shoulder he shouted, "They are here to help. Come
with us!"
The soldier quickly figured out the Thai citizen wanted
to climb up on the BMP-3M. It had a 30mm auto-cannon, three 7.6mm
machine guns, and the really big gun was a 100mm cannon that could also
fire anti-tank missiles. It was armored enough to defeat anything the
police could bring to the fight, though any serious weapon would destroy
it. Its main reason for being on that street at that moment was that it
was a 'mere' 18 tons and thus could be airlifted by helicopter into the
city.
The other two vehicles were jumped-up Russian jeeps called
Tigr's. They were armored against small arms fire and had nifty 12.7mm
machine guns on top and its 11 occupants seemed rather upbeat about
their chances (which was to say they Thai's couldn't penetrate the Kazak
soldiers stoic acceptance of their fates.)
"This way," the Thai
protester pointed. He wasn't taking them downtown, oh no. He was
directing them into a working class section of Bangkok that was a hotbed
of anti-government resistance. He had little doubt they could find
police officers there. He didn't want to kill them. He hoped they would
see the size of his tank's big gun and do the right thing, aka give up.
(BMP-3M
owners please note: the BMP-3M is not a tank. It is an IFV (infantry
fighting vehicle). Fighting a true tank voids the manufacturer's
warranty)
He also pulled out his cell phone and made a few calls. The message was always the same -
"There
are Mongol soldiers roaming the city. Find them before the military
does and use them to break police barricades. Oh, they don't understand
our language so speak very slowly and use plenty of hand gestures."
The
Commander of a Hundred that the Thai was directing was actually much
more upbeat about his chances than he had been five minutes earlier.
There was a real worry that the Thai people would see his men as hostile
invaders and let the Royal Thai Army destroy them with little to show
for their mission.
He activated his military network and informed
the Air Force that he had encountered anti-government forces and was
interacting with them in a positive manner. In response, he was told he
was doing well (like that mattered) and a dozen aircraft were coming his
way to provide ground support (far more important). Now they had the
real possibility of causing a bloodbath in Bangkok, going out with a
Bang.
It was H-hour plus three.
The
leader of the MARCOS team was perplexed. Everything was going better
than planned. His allies had arrived precisely on schedule with 11
T-90Sm tanks and sizable number of supporting armored vehicles. They had
immediately agreed that their combined forces needed to take the
offensive, so they mounted up and raced east to the town of Rayong.
Rayong
was the location of the HQ of the 1st regiment of the 9th Royal Thai
Infantry Division. They had found a full battalion there and a firefight
had ensued. The Thai's had been alert, just facing the wrong way when
the Allies went in. The combat broke up into brutal, house-to-house
fighting against over a thousand soldiers, paramilitaries and police.
It
had been an uneven struggle. The MARCOS were the most elite soldiers of
a nation of over 1 billion people with four millennia of martial valor.
The Khanate's troopers had been dedicated and very well armed, if
somewhat inexperienced. The Thai's had no effective anti-tank weapons
versus the T-90's and their artillery support consisted of a handful of
mortars that were quickly located and neutralized.
He wasn't
perplexed by the three regiments of Royal Marines sitting in the
Juksamet Port of Sattahip. They seemed happy enough just sitting out
this round of the battle. Whatever moved them would be of a political
nature. He wasn't about to attack them and they seemed to accept that
situation. If things changed, the Indian Navy had promised to flatten
the base with as much firepower as 34 warships could muster.
No,
what perplexed the officer was that the other two battalions attached
to the 1st regiment hadn't made an appearance by now. He had
reconnaissance teams farther to the east and as far west as the resort
of Pattaya some 50 kilometers away. Nothing. Since the situation was
going so well and he was the titular commander of this force, he went
with Plan Nāraṅgī.
That called for the Khanate to start basing four airmobile Zuuns out
of his captured airbase. There was plentiful aviation fuel, the base
wasn't about to be overrun and having some attack helicopters at his
immediate beck and call seemed prudent. Outside, an annoying
journalistic team from Sky News were going live. They had come in with
the Khanate troops, thus weren't really his problem. No, he had to
figure out where those other two battalions had gotten themselves to.
To be continued.
By FinalStand for Literotica.