Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 24

Eve of the New Order

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            “Earned leadership is a blessing; assigned leadership is a burden” 

"Am I going to have to spank this little kitty to teach you a lesson?" Rio asked sweetly. Mercy vigorously shook her head in denial.

"So you don't want me to do this?" Rio began energetically rubbing her fingers over the moist cunt. I was distracted from the rest of that exchange by Barbie Lynn's recovery. She climbed up my body, cheeks still full of my cum and staring at me with a mischievous hunger. At the moment I thought we were going to mimic the cum-swapping trick Ms. Lane and I had done, she went in another direction. Barbie Lynn leaned forward within inches of Vivian's face.

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 23

Zane Spars with the minds of the Faculty

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"You are quite the James T. Kirk in this Undiscovered Country of Freedom Fellowship University," Doctor Scarlett eventually spoke up. I didn't know who that was but I had a feeling it wasn't a modern Christian author.

"Who?" I asked. Doctor Scarlett blinked.

"James T. Kirk, Captain of the Starship Enterprise, from Star Trek," she seemed confused that I didn't know who this guy was.

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 22

Belle, Paige, Hope, & Madness

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To understand why Hope was currently so meek (for her) and attentive, you had to understand that her Father was a stern warrior-patriarch of a very proud and mostly traditional Korean family. At home, she was the dutiful eldest daughter in a family with no sons; here at FFU, she was aloof and deadly, except around Christina and company, where she got to be a relatively normal American girl in her early twenties.

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 21

Beyond Bed  Breakfast

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 “Defiance is not common because to rebel is to become friendless”          

"What is it with you and butt-sex? Not that I mind, but you seem obsessed with it," Tawny asked.

"I don't care one way or another, actually. I'm in a Christian school so vaginal virginity is a normal expectation, so it is oral and anal sex for me," I explained. "With Paige, my desire is based on her blanket rejection of the idea before we'd had sex at all. If I let her hold herself back because of an irrational fear, I would be doing her a disservice. I owe it to every lover to give it my all."

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 20

Zane’s Assembly

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            “Running into a wall is bad, having it fall on you is worse but not being missed is the worst”       

Since I had mastered the moment so successfully with conversation I shut the hell up and took the crowd toward my room. Halfway up the stairs I expected Jill to call out but it didn't happen. I counted myself lucky, handed out fresh t-shirts to Paris and Leigh, only to have Paige regale them for fifteen minutes about all the female swag I had in my dorm room, from female silk robes in a variety of lengths and colors to thongs and dog collars.

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 19

It Doesn’t Matter, and I Don’t Understand.

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            “Being dead is wonderful; you never get tired and you have all the time in the world to regret how you ended up this way”    

"You are so good to me, Zane, and I appreciate it," Barbie Lynn murmured. "You never give me less than 100% and I've never felt like you take me for granted."

"It is you and only you, Sarah, Cindy, Eve, umm, help me out here," I grinned. Barbie Lynn lilted in the voice of an angel while she pressed off the glass with her upper body and leveraged down onto my cock.

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 18

Even if you know who you crawl into bed with, be surprised.

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 “You will never see tomorrow's sunrise or yesterday's night.”

Caught In the Middle

My clothing melted away as I slowly made my way to the bed. On the far side, Mercy reclined with some degree of expectation and happiness on her face. Her hands were cuffed over her head and her thighs showed some degree of vaginal stimulation by Rio. Last night Rio had taken it slow and gentle with her. Tonight, I imagined that Rio was going to tear a chunk off, so to speak.

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 17

I Need A Bigger Bed?

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            “Being dead is wonderful; you never get tired and you have all the time in the world to regret how you ended up this way”    

Yes, Rio," Mercy wiggled in even tighter, "you can annoy me whenever you want."

I was starting to seriously work over Heaven's butthole when I caught Barbie Lynn move her lips over to Rio's ear.

"You rock," Barbie Lynn whispered to my 'Bro'. Rio kept her eyes shut but grunted in disgust. She was a stone-cold pitiless bad-ass who cared about nothing and nobody, just ask her.

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 16

Too Many Hot Asses On Campus

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            “If you make one person happy, you save the World. Make a million people happy and you become a politician”      

"Wait," Vivian waved her hands sideways, "Zane is really sleeping with a bunch of women? I thought that was an exaggeration."

"Did I come at a bad time?" Barbie Lynn spoke up. She was holding a suitcase and a carry-on bag. Behind her was Millicent with one suitcase and Raven with a dress bag. I was reminded that Barbie Lynn would be moving back into the dorm as dorm mother in the morning, but she was currently between places and clearly expected to spend the night here, in my room, with me.

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 15

Chancellor Gets Boned

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            “The pursuit of power is pointless unless you know how to use it”  

The look the Chancellor gave me was filled with hate alright, but it was awash in a desperate sexual hunger too.

"You goddamn bastard," she huffed through clenched teeth. My response was to switch finger slamming her, instead rolling her rather large clit between my forefinger and thumb gently.

"Gak," she choked out.

"You can get on top and ride me," I promised her softly. "You an even tie my hands up with the sash of my robe."

"On your back, damn you," Melrose snarled ferociously. As I fell back, she ripped my bathrobe sash off so fast it yanked me off the bed.

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 14

Wagers

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            “An army is one man's courage and a thousand men's discipline”  

"Oh! Pay up, pay up," Opal called out.

"Damn," bitched Rio. "I keep hoping my boy Zane will develop some standards, but oh, well."

"They were betting on you bringing me back for sex?" Paige whispered, but her desire was glowing bright. I shook my head and chuckled.

"Don't worry about it; I still see you as a whirling vortex of passionate lust," I assured her.

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 13

Exiled

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            “You can live without freedom the same way you can live without light, happiness, or music”     

Chastity, Hope, and I were exiled to our rooms for the rest of the day, and I pretty much spent it in isolation. Cordelia had disabled my own private internet hookup in case my domicile was ransacked so I was left with school work to go over. At 12:30 they brought me lunch and at 6:30 a student brought me dinner.

As I was eating, there was another knock on my door. This time there was a girl I didn't recognize from the dorm.

"Yes?"

"Hi, I'm Alice Hendricks, and I'm your new Dorm Mother," this bright-eyed brunette with pigtails and a gymnast's body greeted me.

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 12

Heaven’s clock is ticking

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            “There is no firestorm without a spark, no ocean without a raindrop”       

I opened the door and there stood Christina, looking pretty depressed.

"Do you want to come in?" I asked.

"I know you have company," she replied. "Can we talk outside?" It wasn't too chilly but I wasn't wearing too much either.

"Of course," I walked onto the porch, leaving the door mostly closed behind me. "What's wrong?"

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 11

Weekend Drama

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            “We make the friends we have, not the ones we want, because they are people, not tools”                     

"Hi, I'm Rio," my buddy muttered darkly as she followed me inside, "I'm the girl standing next to the guy you just mugged." Allison went pounding up the stairs and I was left to a chorus of 'Hi, Zane', and we even got a few 'Hey, Metal Girl' greetings (Rio had all fourteen of her piercings back in).

Right as Leigh, dressed in super-tight jeans and a pink bra, and Allison came down the stairs, Tawny came from the direction of the kitchen.

"Zane," Leigh and Tawny said one right after the other, but Tawny's carried the greater weight.

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 10

Interrogated Until Dawn

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            “Wakefulness is a race we cannot not win; Sleep is remorseless as all salvation should be”         

"Are you his real girlfriends?" Gerry, a shorter, stout girl with short black hair inquired.

"It doesn't work that way," Chastity confessed. "Zane is our property and we rent him out for social functions."

"No you don't," I laughed. "Chastity and Hope are good friends and we came out for dinner and a movie."

"If you aren't dating anyone in particular there is going to be a party next Saturday. It is by special invitation only, it is a block party but we could call you when we find out," Erin offered.

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 9

The Sinister Science Club

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            “Anyone can be who they want to be; the challenge is being who you need to be”

Raven Thorpe was awarded the 'honor' of working with me, a designation she groaned over, and other girls glared at her with jealousy. After class she attempted to shoulder past me but I tapped her arm.

"Can we talk for a second?" I inquired.

"Don't you have to scurry off and take care of your schedule?" she replied blandly.

"Can you stop being a bitch for fifteen seconds so we can figure out which author we can work on?" I snapped angrily. She pulled up short as if she expects to be pimp-slapped next.

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 8

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Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 7

Zane’s Kappa Sigma Cock Legend

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            “Domestication may be our second greatest accomplishment, exceeded only by Fire”     

Rhaine had clearly heard something and was trying to make up her mind if she could both check it out and keep me contained when I decided to change her train of thought. I gave an exaggerated sigh, took off my towel, threw it over my shoulder, and headed to my room.

"Put, put, put, put that towel, back on," Rhaine stammered.

"Why? There are not supposed to be any girls out on the fifth floor at this hour. It is all mine, according to the Chancellor herself," I said over my shoulder. "Now, are you coming along or do I get to shut my door in your face?"