Thursday, November 6, 2025

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 28

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 28

Sandwiches?

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            Some masks hide who we are. Others show who we want to be               

I could bowl Mercy over with a feather. Rio and I are doing the same social mechanics and come to the same conclusion. There are three reasons to marry a gay guy;

Wednesday, November 5, 2025

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 27

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 27

Appreciation?

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            Children must face the scrutiny of their parents    

The Dining Hall was almost a relief. That relief died the moment I saw the banner over the front of the serving area in the Hall. 'Zane Appreciation Day'. Since every word was spelled correctly, it wasn't some stunt of Rio's, but beyond that, the list of suspects was too large to consider. This could be a genuine outpouring of acceptance and sympathy for what I had endured here. If you believe that, I have to ask you: 'Do you want your leprechaun pissing Guinness or Irish Malt?'

Tuesday, November 4, 2025

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 26

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 26

A New Student (tribal) Council

 

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            If you can't look in a mirror and laugh at yourself, cut off the light          

 

"Can we put other restrictions on you?" Simone Brady prodded.

 

"This is not the 'Zane' show," Virginia Goodswell interjected. "We need to decide when the new Student government will meet, I suggest Tuesday nights, and how we are going to conduct business."

Monday, November 3, 2025

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 25

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 25

Being Subversive Isn t As Much Fun As It Looks

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            Friends stand by you through the struggles your enemies create

 

"You are depraved and despicable," Mhain seethed.

"I get that a lot; now get out," I growled back, "because I have a thousand other bitches who are, scratch that, 999 other bitches, Doctor Kennedy is growing on me; the rest I'm not so sure about, who are making my life miserable."

"Don't get your hopes up, Mr. Braxton," Doctor Kennedy warned me. "I'm happily married."

"Cool," I responded. "I hope to be like that one day."

"Happily married?" Virginia inquired.

Sunday, November 2, 2025

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 24

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 24

Eve of the New Order

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            Earned leadership is a blessing; assigned leadership is a burden  

"Am I going to have to spank this little kitty to teach you a lesson?" Rio asked sweetly. Mercy vigorously shook her head in denial.

"So you don't want me to do this?" Rio began energetically rubbing her fingers over the moist cunt. I was distracted from the rest of that exchange by Barbie Lynn's recovery. She climbed up my body, cheeks still full of my cum and staring at me with a mischievous hunger. At the moment I thought we were going to mimic the cum-swapping trick Ms. Lane and I had done, she went in another direction. Barbie Lynn leaned forward within inches of Vivian's face.

Saturday, November 1, 2025

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 23

To be continued in part 23, By FinalStand for Literotica.

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 23

Zane Spars with the minds of the Faculty

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"You are quite the James T. Kirk in this Undiscovered Country of Freedom Fellowship University," Doctor Scarlett eventually spoke up. I didn't know who that was but I had a feeling it wasn't a modern Christian author.

"Who?" I asked. Doctor Scarlett blinked.

"James T. Kirk, Captain of the Starship Enterprise, from Star Trek," she seemed confused that I didn't know who this guy was.

"Wait, you mean that bald guy? I thought he was named something else," I wondered.

"That's Jean Luc Picard, who was the captain in the second series called Star Trek: The Next Generation," she corrected me. It was somewhat amazing to me that the Vice Chancellor was a science fiction buff. Who knew?

Friday, October 31, 2025

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 22

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 22

Belle, Paige, Hope, & Madness

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To understand why Hope was currently so meek (for her) and attentive, you had to understand that her Father was a stern warrior-patriarch of a very proud and mostly traditional Korean family. At home, she was the dutiful eldest daughter in a family with no sons; here at FFU, she was aloof and deadly, except around Christina and company, where she got to be a relatively normal American girl in her early twenties.

Hope's only experience with men was with her Father, who was rumored to have killed any male who looked at her sexually, or expected her to kill the ones he missed. At FFU there were no guys at all for her to form relationships with, until I arrived. It wasn't a Daddy-issue thing, Hope didn't charge off into the great unknown; she became a good student and learned, patiently and confidently.

Thursday, October 30, 2025

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 21

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 21

Beyond Bed  Breakfast

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  Defiance is not common because to rebel is to become friendless           

"What is it with you and butt-sex? Not that I mind, but you seem obsessed with it," Tawny asked.

"I don't care one way or another, actually. I'm in a Christian school so vaginal virginity is a normal expectation, so it is oral and anal sex for me," I explained. "With Paige, my desire is based on her blanket rejection of the idea before we'd had sex at all. If I let her hold herself back because of an irrational fear, I would be doing her a disservice. I owe it to every lover to give it my all."

"I hate Christina," Tawny muttered.

"Why?" I inquired as we walked down the street.

"We agreed that if either one of us were to sleep with you, we would warn the other one first," she regaled me with this bit of unexpected news.

Wednesday, October 29, 2025

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 20

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 20

Zane s Assembly

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            Running into a wall is bad, having it fall on you is worse but not being missed is the worst        

Since I had mastered the moment so successfully with conversation I shut the hell up and took the crowd toward my room. Halfway up the stairs I expected Jill to call out but it didn't happen. I counted myself lucky, handed out fresh t-shirts to Paris and Leigh, only to have Paige regale them for fifteen minutes about all the female swag I had in my dorm room, from female silk robes in a variety of lengths and colors to thongs and dog collars.

Tuesday, October 28, 2025

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 19

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 19

It Doesn t Matter, and I Don t Understand.

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            Being dead is wonderful; you never get tired and you have all the time in the world to regret how you ended up this way     

"You are so good to me, Zane, and I appreciate it," Barbie Lynn murmured. "You never give me less than 100% and I've never felt like you take me for granted."

"It is you and only you, Sarah, Cindy, Eve, umm, help me out here," I grinned. Barbie Lynn lilted in the voice of an angel while she pressed off the glass with her upper body and leveraged down onto my cock.

Monday, October 27, 2025

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 18

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 18

Even if you know who you crawl into bed with, be surprised.

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  You will never see tomorrow's sunrise or yesterday's night.

Caught In the Middle

My clothing melted away as I slowly made my way to the bed. On the far side, Mercy reclined with some degree of expectation and happiness on her face. Her hands were cuffed over her head and her thighs showed some degree of vaginal stimulation by Rio. Last night Rio had taken it slow and gentle with her. Tonight, I imagined that Rio was going to tear a chunk off, so to speak.

On the closer side of the bed rested Brandi (on the outside), Opal, Paige and Barbie Lynn. Barbie Lynn was pretending to be disinterested, throwing a yawn into the act; Paige's eyes were riveted on me; Opal acted as if she was smitten with me as well; and Brandi knew something was going on but wasn't sure what it was. Poor Paige was about to be ambushed.

Sunday, October 26, 2025

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 17

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 17

I Need A Bigger Bed?

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            Being dead is wonderful; you never get tired and you have all the time in the world to regret how you ended up this way     

Yes, Rio," Mercy wiggled in even tighter, "you can annoy me whenever you want."

I was starting to seriously work over Heaven's butthole when I caught Barbie Lynn move her lips over to Rio's ear.

"You rock," Barbie Lynn whispered to my 'Bro'. Rio kept her eyes shut but grunted in disgust. She was a stone-cold pitiless bad-ass who cared about nothing and nobody, just ask her.

Saturday, October 25, 2025

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 16

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 16

Too Many Hot Asses On Campus

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            If you make one person happy, you save the World. Make a million people happy and you become a politician       

"Wait," Vivian waved her hands sideways, "Zane is really sleeping with a bunch of women? I thought that was an exaggeration."

Friday, October 24, 2025

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 15

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 15

Chancellor Gets Boned

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            The pursuit of power is pointless unless you know how to use it   

The look the Chancellor gave me was filled with hate alright, but it was awash in a desperate sexual hunger too.

"You goddamn bastard," she huffed through clenched teeth. My response was to switch finger slamming her, instead rolling her rather large clit between my forefinger and thumb gently.

"Gak," she choked out.

"You can get on top and ride me," I promised her softly. "You an even tie my hands up with the sash of my robe."

Thursday, October 23, 2025

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 14

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 14

Wagers

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            An army is one man's courage and a thousand men's discipline   

"Oh! Pay up, pay up," Opal called out.

"Damn," bitched Rio. "I keep hoping my boy Zane will develop some standards, but oh, well."

"They were betting on you bringing me back for sex?" Paige whispered, but her desire was glowing bright. I shook my head and chuckled.

"Don't worry about it; I still see you as a whirling vortex of passionate lust," I assured her.

Wednesday, October 22, 2025

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 13

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 13

Exiled

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            You can live without freedom the same way you can live without light, happiness, or music      

Chastity, Hope, and I were exiled to our rooms for the rest of the day, and I pretty much spent it in isolation. Cordelia had disabled my own private internet hookup in case my domicile was ransacked so I was left with school work to go over. At 12:30 they brought me lunch and at 6:30 a student brought me dinner.

Tuesday, October 21, 2025

Monday, October 20, 2025

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 11

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 11

Weekend Drama

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            We make the friends we have, not the ones we want, because they are people, not tools                      

"Hi, I'm Rio," my buddy muttered darkly as she followed me inside, "I'm the girl standing next to the guy you just mugged." Allison went pounding up the stairs and I was left to a chorus of 'Hi, Zane', and we even got a few 'Hey, Metal Girl' greetings (Rio had all fourteen of her piercings back in).

Right as Leigh, dressed in super-tight jeans and a pink bra, and Allison came down the stairs, Tawny came from the direction of the kitchen.

Sunday, October 19, 2025

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 10

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 10

Interrogated Until Dawn

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            Wakefulness is a race we cannot not win; Sleep is remorseless as all salvation should be          

"Are you his real girlfriends?" Gerry, a shorter, stout girl with short black hair inquired.

"It doesn't work that way," Chastity confessed. "Zane is our property and we rent him out for social functions."

Saturday, October 18, 2025

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 9

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 9

The Sinister Science Club

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            Anyone can be who they want to be; the challenge is being who you need to be

Raven Thorpe was awarded the 'honor' of working with me, a designation she groaned over, and other girls glared at her with jealousy. After class she attempted to shoulder past me but I tapped her arm.

"Can we talk for a second?" I inquired.

Friday, October 17, 2025

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 8

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 8

Rio & Mercy

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            If I love women, I'm straight; and if I love men, I'm confused; does being Bi make me greedy?

"You and me, the bitter end," she said softly, then gave me a hug. Then she punched me in the shoulder because she's not the weepy, hug-you kind of girlie-girl,, not at all. When we stepped off the elevator, we spotted Barbie Lynn and Cappadocia standing watch over my door.

"Don't be late to your own party," Cappadocia joked. "Iona's been frantic. She keeps calling but neither one of you answer."

Thursday, October 16, 2025

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 7

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 7

Zane s Kappa Sigma Cock Legend

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            Domestication may be our second greatest accomplishment, exceeded only by Fire      

Rhaine had clearly heard something and was trying to make up her mind if she could both check it out and keep me contained when I decided to change her train of thought. I gave an exaggerated sigh, took off my towel, threw it over my shoulder, and headed to my room.

"Put, put, put, put that towel, back on," Rhaine stammered.

Wednesday, October 15, 2025

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 6

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 6

Zane and the Chancellor Get Jiggy

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He who said 'Live by the sword/die by the sword' wasn't into empire-building    

In past lives I must have been the first guy up the ladder storming the city walls, the first one into the castle breech, and that trooper charging the machine gun nest, because the only thing I could think to do when my hands were on my nemesis's breasts was to pinch those nipples harder and pull them toward me and up.

Mel gasped and fell forward, pressing her chest into mine. I kept twisting and pulling her nipples for thirty seconds while she made these little choking noises, ending in one loud gasp when I let them go. She kept her hands resting on my hips while she brought her breathing under control.

Tuesday, October 14, 2025

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 5

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 5

What Kind of Citation?

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The world is a dirty place; from its darkest hole to the most beautiful idea         

We were still in that moment when the sirens came on behind us. Two run-ins with the law weren't doing my academic future any favors.

"Oh, crap," Heaven muttered. "What are you going to do?"

Monday, October 13, 2025

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 4

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 4

Kung Fu Fighting

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            Giving can make you richer while keeping leaves you only with what you have  

Somewhere along the line the burn in my thighs and arms began to register with my hormone-stoked mind but the fires of lust kept me standing and humping. I was beginning to think I'd crash to the floor when Leigh's face lit up with passion and fear.

"Put me down, Zane, put me down," she urged quietly.

Sunday, October 12, 2025

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 3

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 3

Handmaiden Traditions

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            Pain is either not knowing what it is or forgetting what it was      

"Okay," I choked. "I only wanted one of you bitches up here tonight so Heaven can stay but the rest of you have to go." No one responded instantly.

"You don't tell me what to do, freshman," Heaven said as she smacked me across my thigh. "Christina, let's get out of here; I feel like getting something to eat, something else that is," she told the Queen.

Saturday, October 11, 2025

Friday, October 10, 2025

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 1

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 1

When Glen Zane Braxton is accidentally accepted into a fundamentalist women s college.

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Leading up to the first day of college.

Every old trick was invented by someone once upon a time.

A Little Background:

Hi. My name is Glenn Zane Braxton but everyone calls me Zane. I'm a good-looking (or so I'm told) athletic kid just over six feet tall and just under two hundred pounds. I get my Nordic looks from my Mom who hails from Norway. I apparently get my optimistic attitude and loose moral structure from my Dad, though I was to learn that Mom was a bit freaky too.

My parents were killed in a rock climbing accident when I was fifteen so I was sent to live with my Uncle Tim (Dad's younger brother) and Aunt Jill. Unfortunately for me, while my parents had been rich hedonists, Tim and Jill were fundamentalist Christians doing missionary work in northern Thailand. I spent the next two-and-a-half years in a place where a paved road was a luxury.

Thursday, October 9, 2025

Luke’s HAARP Time Warp: Part 15

Luke’s HAARP Time Warp: Part 15

Marion becomes Queen.

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Chapter 70.

Luke spent a couple of days in Sheffield while the rest of the army arrived. The first thing he did when he arrived though was that he sent Pollyanna’s engineers ahead with a strong dragoon escort to prepare the way for his artillery. Mostly this involved doing work at river crossings. At many of the crossings they would have to build bridges that were strong enough to support the weight of the cannons for the big ones weighed a couple of tons. Luke had designed them so that when smokeless powder became available, he wouldn’t have to redesign them. The plan for crossing the Thames was to build a large number of boats and create a pontoon bridge with them. This way supplies could keep up.

Wednesday, October 8, 2025

Luke’s HAARP Time Warp: Part 14

Luke’s HAARP Time Warp: Part 14

Sovereigns Negotiate Dominion.

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They rode on until they came up to a large brick building with many windows in it. Once there, Marion led the way to a stable around back where their horses could be taken care of. They were quickly let past the guards on the entrance to the hospital. Alice had insisted on having guards that were paid by the hospital; one to take care of some of the more combative patients, two to deal with people that might try to steal medical supplies, and three to keep people who might wish to do her patients harm out. Once inside both Luke and Marion removed their helmets and kept them in the crook of their left arm.